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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:13

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Do you have any controversial and unpopular K-pop opinions?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?
No go.
So they tried
No way
Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
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Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
John Cena cuts pipe bomb promo towards CM Punk at the end of WWE Smackdown - NoDQ.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
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Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts