What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

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Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

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Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

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No go.

So they tried

No way

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

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Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What's your love story?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

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Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts